Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
