she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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