I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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