the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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