whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
it's like heaven, but drunker
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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