I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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