Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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