The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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