so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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