Walk of Shame. In a state park.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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