She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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