This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Sober January is a disaster.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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