If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize