Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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