One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Is Oprah even human
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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