So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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