I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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