Barsexuality is the new black.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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