Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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