Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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