As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I am one with the molecules
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
