Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He did a backflip because drugs
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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