White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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