I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
The air taste purple.
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