I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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