I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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