Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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