i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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