since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I think weed is turning my hair brown
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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