doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
They should really pass out barf bags in church
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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