At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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