I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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