No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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