it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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