I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So much Jack, so little girl.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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