Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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