And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
