If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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