They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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