everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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