question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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