dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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