wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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