Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Welp...herpes.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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