Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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