I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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