I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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