So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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