hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i already hear my dad disowning me
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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