Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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