How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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