Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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