did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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