i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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