I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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