Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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