what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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